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A Word on Holiday In-Home portraits…

 

This time of the year the call is for in-home family portraits. Makes sense right? The family is visiting from all points of the earth, time is limited and the turkey has one hour left on the timer. Too cold or inconvenient to go outside and studio sessions are too trite and unfamiliar. So why not brand the family holiday experience in a memorable location—the living room. Other places are available but ninety percent of the time, the living room is the location of choice.

Many, many moons ago I disassembled and reassembled the family living room to suit my needs and desires by erecting backdrops, dragging in blaring studio lights… actual building a Hollywood style set right on location. Painstakingly, I watched as homemakers shrink in shame as hidden dust bunnies stampeded across the floor. Knowing that I would never work in this town again, I developed a whole workflow based on silly dust bunny jokes and rhythms.

 A Jamaican competitor saw my labors and laughed.  “Don’t be so dumb, man,” she said, “You’re wearing yourself down to nothing… break one thing & you’ll never make any money.”  Initially my ego clogged my hearing. A bad back later, I learned to weigh the room tone and take advantage of the core living arrangements. Plus, most families don’t want more work created for them nor do they want a big-deal moving project going on before dinner.

Remembering the old acronym “KIS” (Keep It Simple), I refocused my efforts to meet the needs of the busy holiday household. Years later, I’m still working to perfect the in-home family portrait. So what do they expect? Again, KIS, pictures full of natural holiday joy with eyes with plenty of emotion. A simple portrait that can be placed over the mantle to brand their traditional annual meet, perhaps a few holiday cards and most important a file for their social media account.

The lesson could’ve ended here. Interesting enough, a couple of days, during a Christmas Eve in-home session, as I was relating my story to a Jamaican born client, she immediately chimed that most people prefer a convenient familiar family setting verses the drastic rebuild. So there you have it. The vote’s in on this one. The clock doesn’t stop ticking just because the picture taker man drops in. They might love and befriend you but they want you out of the home before the timer dings.

If you’re a photographer wannabe reading this post, don’t kick yourself. Your handiwork could always be better…be ye prepared for a little postproduction work and bill or prepare accordingly. Extension cords pop up like startled rattlers in the hot sunny desert, glaring balding heads become spotlights, and other blaring mistakes not noted during time of session will have you pulling your hair out. It’s all good you’ll become more experienced through the years. In the meantime keep the inspiration high and the setup simple(KIS).

Dining Out with VAQ-130

VAQ-130’s Dining Out at Tulalip Resort was a flash back to days of yore. Let’s cruise through some of the highlights of the evening. The Navy Band was on hand to slip us in and out of the evening groove.  
Lord Vader crashed the party looking for galactic adventure and trouble. Turns out he and the CO attended War College together. Lord Vader and the Dark Side Boyz patrolled the deck with blasters set to fun just in case these soft flyboys needed a gentle reminder concerning  Dining Out protocol. Fortunately  very few were hurt.

On the way out, Jango Fett shoved a stern finger at the group promising a galactic butt kicking if anyone, even the women folk, failed to have fun.

Didn’t have to tell me twice. This guy’s a professional bounty hunter. He tracks down slackers for a living. I quickly dropped all business pretext for pleasure and slipped into a more suitable social attire.

So what do we have here? Good company, excellent musical entertainment, galactic invasions, the most beautiful women in the universe…maybe that’s why Lord Vader showed???? And… did I mention the food? If you haven’t dined at Tulalip Resort, you’re missing out on some of the finer pleasures of mortal life.

 

Thanks for the invite Marc. Keep me on your list of cool people to work with & may the Force be with VAQ-130!

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Mary… Behold our Queen on Sax!

What does an action oriented photographer do between 5 pm and soft twilight? Why take senior portraits of Mary on alto sax, of course. Mary’s parents were willing helpers. Mom served as makeup artist and art director; while, dad doubled as key grip and chief lighting engineer. Of course, I was the cameraman and cinematographer. Being this was a nonunion gig enabled us to jockeying back and forth to meet the need of the moment but we all worked as a team for the good our dear Mary. We make a great team. Got some dynamite shots of our senior in action or just hanging out. Considering this was our first team production, I was surprised that 90% of our shots were keepers.

 

We worked ‘til the sun slipped into blackness and then we were off into caverns of perpetual dark for an ascending star performance. Hollow sounds of gentle music echoed through the black empty chambers of Battery B. What a treat.  Being an ol’ jazzman from back in the day, I found myself slipping into the groove…patting my feet and popping my fingers reminiscing. Being on-duty of course, I had to fight to contain myself. Go figga.

Victoria - October 29, 2011 - 4:56 am

Very nice set of images! The very first image of the sun behind the sax is breathtaking!

Jacob, A True Champ!

We had a fruitful session. Got some great senior portraits, yes. But, I felt we didn’t really capture our senior in action. After all, Jacob is an award winning competitive swimmer but we didn’t have any images of him actually in the water. So what did we do? Saturday morning, bright and early, in between practice, life and everything else we met at the pool to secure a few shots. We actually had less than 15 minutes because the OHHS girls swim team was breathing down our neck. Our champion  swimmer is used to having beauties breathing down his neck but it makes me nervous.


Michele Wahrendorff - October 11, 2011 - 3:45 pm

John, your photos are fantastic. Wish we were closer so you could take my niece’s senior pics. Please send my love to Kathy & the boys.